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Doggy Style - So we can both watch TV 72.8% of all statistics are made up on the fly What happens in the pasture, stays in the pasture Hey Mister! You wanna see a real Donkey Show?
Dont rub the lamp unless you want to see the genie Buck Fush Beavers make shit out of wood Hold my Pee, I gotta go Beer
I am Sofa King We Tar Dead! Did someone pee in my cup? Smile like a Donut Vegetarian is the Indian name for Bad Hunter
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal Oh, I got money; dont let this cheap shirt fool ya Alpha Kenny Body (Ill fuck anybody) Thats how I role
Supper - Its whats for dinner. id like to VOID your warranty Jinx!  Pinch Poke you owe me some Coke Anyone can be a cannibal with a little salt and pepper
Alcohol is only a temporary solution (if your quit drinking) Life: Dont bitch about the ride if youre the one doing the driving. Save a Segway, Ride a Nerd The Fat and the Furious
If it was here, wed be doing it... Keep Talking. I like watching your lips move... Warning: Contents under pressure and may EXPLODE! LINUX is basical a simple operating system, you just have to be a GENIUS to understand the simplicity.
CASH COW Im not a stalker, Im a compulsive Friend If you think youve hit rock bottom, remember... Theres always 6 more feet to go. If a shortcut was easy, it would be the way...