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Doggy Style - So we can both watch TV 72.8% of all statistics are made up on the fly Uranium Tipped Cock What happens in the pasture, stays in the pasture
Dont rub the lamp unless you want to see the genie Beavers make shit out of wood Hold my Pee, I gotta go Beer Did someone pee in my cup?
Smile like a Donut Goth Balls - Quit Trying to LABEL ME! Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal Oh, I got money; dont let this cheap shirt fool ya
Alpha Kenny Body (Ill fuck anybody) Supper - Its whats for dinner. id like to VOID your warranty Ive Been Super Sized
If youre going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair Pimpn aint easy, But neaither is Hoen Jinx!  Pinch Poke you owe me some Coke Anyone can be a cannibal with a little salt and pepper
Alcohol is only a temporary solution (if your quit drinking) Life: Dont bitch about the ride if youre the one doing the driving. This one time at Deer Camp... Bend Over, Ill Drive
Just a Little Curious The Fat and the Furious Keep Talking. I like watching your lips move... Of all the things Ive lost, I miss my bong the most
CASH COW Im not a stalker, Im a compulsive Friend Ive hit the stupid phase Wannabe Fluffer
Safety First - You must be at least eighteen years of age to board thie ride. The wearer of this shirt has been know to induce strong sexual urges followed by a period of euphoria lasting up to one week. Lets turn out the lights and play "Guess whos in my mouth" Legalize It Pot Holder
Its not Christmas but you can shake my package.