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Doggy Style - So we can both watch TV 72.8% of all statistics are made up on the fly Uranium Tipped Cock What happens in the pasture, stays in the pasture
Hey Mister! You wanna see a real Donkey Show? Dont rub the lamp unless you want to see the genie Buck Fush Beavers make shit out of wood
Hold my Pee, I gotta go Beer I am Sofa King We Tar Dead! Did someone pee in my cup? Smile like a Donut
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Ive Been Super Sized If youre going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair Pimpn aint easy, But neaither is Hoen Jinx!  Pinch Poke you owe me some Coke
Anyone can be a cannibal with a little salt and pepper Alcohol is only a temporary solution (if your quit drinking) Life: Dont bitch about the ride if youre the one doing the driving. Save a Segway, Ride a Nerd
This one time at Deer Camp... Bend Over, Ill Drive Just a Little Curious The Fat and the Furious
If it was here, wed be doing it... Keep Talking. I like watching your lips move... Warning: Contents under pressure and may EXPLODE! Of all the things Ive lost, I miss my bong the most
Im gonna flick a booger on you... LINUX is basical a simple operating system, you just have to be a GENIUS to understand the simplicity. CASH COW Save the Drama for your Moma
Im not a stalker, Im a compulsive Friend Ive hit the stupid phase Wannabe Fluffer Safety First - You must be at least eighteen years of age to board thie ride. The wearer of this shirt has been know to induce strong sexual urges followed by a period of euphoria lasting up to one week.
If you think youve hit rock bottom, remember... Theres always 6 more feet to go. Lets turn out the lights and play "Guess whos in my mouth" Legalize It Pot Holder
If a shortcut was easy, it would be the way... Its not Christmas but you can shake my package.